Harriet.

everything you can imagine is real

sorry:

When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I punch you in the head. It happened for a reason.

(Source: sorry, via gnarly)

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

(via this-pie-is-fantastic-sherlock)